gender-neutral | Shall we change our status to ‘In A Relationship’ now, or later? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I used to be an atheist until I saw an angel like you … | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You remind me of my iPhone. I’d never stop pushing your buttons. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Will I need oven gloves to handle you, because you’re dangerously hot? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I’d better check into rehab, because I’m totally addicted to you. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I worry I’m getting older, because every time I see you it feels like my birthday. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you in the movies – or just the one playing in my head? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I feel like a hitchhiker, because you always give my spirits a lift. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re so hot you’re melting the polar ice caps. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | My dentist had better not find about you. He told me to stay away from sweet things. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Can I have my breath back now please? You've just taken mine away! | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re just like a library book – that’s why I’m checking you out. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re just like a catchy melody – I’ve got you stuck in my head. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you a locksmith? Because you’ve got the key to my heart … | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I like to take things slow. So let’s just walk to my house. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I saw your name on my lottery ticket the other day. You were the jackpot. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I bet you can cross the road without looking … because you always stop traffic. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I don’t need the highway code to read the signs you’re giving me. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I wouldn’t want to get in a car with you, because you’re driving me crazy right now. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I can read your mind. That’s why you’re making me blush. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I get so nervous around you my hand starts to shake. Can you hold it for me? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you know first aid? Because I hurt my jaw when you made it hit the floor. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are we on stage right now? It’s just that you’ve stolen the limelight. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | What’s that noise? Is that my heart pounding or yours? | Share on facebook |
female-specific | Shall I buy you a drink or a ring? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Haven’t I seen you on youtube? Can I embed you later | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re making me faint. Quick – I need mouth to mouth. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I saw you in the guidebook listed under ‘Eighth Wonder Of The World.’ | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’d better call the zoo, because you bring out the animal in me. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I’m collecting kisses. Care to make a donation? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | If you were a website, you’d be top of my favourites folder. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you need to stare at me a bit longer? | Share on facebook |
female-specific | I’m rubbish at maths, but I know we really add up. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | My dentist had better not find about you. He told me to stay away from sweet things … | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you have a fever, or are you always this hot? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Shall I call the Fire Brigade, because you’re smoking right now? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I bet you wish compliments were money. You must get paid them all the time. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I saw you in my dreams last night. Want to make them come true? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I’ve lost my hot water bottle. Can you keep me warm tonight? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | What’s the ransom for kidnapping my heart? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I’m looking you up and down so much my eyes are like yo-yos. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Call an ambulance. You’re making my heart burst. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I hope no-one steps on me, because you’ve totally floored me. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re not on Google, are you? Because I’ve been searching for you all my life. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk past again? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’re making me blush so much I could be a traffic light. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | The economy may have crashed, but you’ll never be cheap to me. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | It’s really cheesy asking someone for their phone number, so can you just text it to me instead? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you hiding a magnet? Is that why I’m attracted to you? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I always have toast and coffee for breakfast. Just thought I’d let you know in advance. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you have an inhaler? Because you’re taking my breath away … | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you any good at unravelling knots? You’ve made me tongue-tied. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you have a Sat Nav? Because I’m lost in your eyes. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You should be in a gallery, because you’re a work of art. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Is there a rainbow nearby, because I think I’ve just found the pot of gold? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Do you have a dictionary? Because you’re making me lost for words. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you an endangered species? You seem one of a kind to me. | Share on facebook |
female-specific | I bet a fox like you is happy they banned hunting … | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Can you add me on Facebook, because I’ll be looking at your pictures anyway? | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | You’d be a crap DJ, because my heart keeps skipping a beat. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | I’d better put on my shades, as you’re a ray of sunshine. | Share on facebook |
gender-neutral | Are you plugged into the mains? Because I’m getting a spark from you. | Share on facebook |
